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  • I wish it would be a bit more ... completed before the crossing.
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Binyamin Netanyahu:

  • Most Israelis on the left mistakenly think that they want the chicken to cross the road. But not to let them get to the other side. And that's not really crossing the road. That's why I say it's better to keep them in the coop.


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